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actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: teamgais, via mo0n-bear)

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Permalink cracked:

“LOL basic civil services amirite?”
4 Lame Jokes That Should Be Put to Rest

#3. The Wait at the DMV
For our international readers, the Department of Motor Vehicles is where we Americans go to take our driving test when we’re 16 so we can get our driver’s license and then legally drive like an asshole until we die from it. It’s famous for being a bit of a nightmare. Lots of bureaucracy, lots of waiting, lots of moving from one line to another. … The problem with the comedic referencing of the DMV isn’t that it’s wildly incorrect — the place can and will occasionally suck. The problem is that no one ever goes to the DMV enough for it to make a significant impact on their lives.

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Permalink smileybeardman:

FUCK FEELINGS !!!! DESTROY THEM SWALLOW THEM AND KEEP THEM INSIDE !!
Permalink did-you-kno:

Twitter was recently flooded with images by confused shoppers who found Doritos in the refrigerated section at Target, next to ground meat, sour cream, and shredded cheese. Target finally reported that they were promoting a recipe for a “walking taco,” where you crush up the chips, pour in taco toppings, and eat straight from the bag.
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ursulatheseabitchh:

Scott Weinger is the voice of Aladdin. 


This is it.This is the one that fucked me up.
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